Satire ScribesDec 17, 20201 minStar Trek branded 'unrealistic' for depicting future where all humans get along.Fans of Star Trek have begun to ridicule the franchise after pointing out its most unrealistic prediction about the future; all humans...
Satire ScribesDec 8, 20201 minMan worried about evils of socialism also worried about companies making money from Covid-19 vaccineA local man with a history of tweeting about the evils of socialism and how nothing should be given away for free has taken a stand...
Satire ScribesNov 20, 20201 minSanta's arrival set to become latest super-spreader eventSanta's presence and presents in Britain's households is set to become the next super-spreader event for Covid-19, experts warn....
Satire ScribesSep 24, 20201 minEx-students trying to relive glory days with night out grateful for excuse of 10pm curfewEx-university students have expressed their gratitude towards the government for giving them an excuse to end their nights out early as...
Satire ScribesSep 18, 20201 min'Context' to be removed from dictionary after falling out of use. Dictionary writers worldwide have agreed to remove the word 'context' from future editions after falling out of use in language as nobody...
Satire ScribesAug 26, 20201 min‘Rule Britannia should be sung loudly and slowly so foreigners understand how powerful Britain is'The BBC Proms have announced the song Rule Britannia will be played this year after all and should be sung loudly and slowly so...
Satire ScribesJul 31, 20201 minMan hires intrusive journalists after woman asks to be treated like a princess.A man has hired intrusive journalists to follow his partner everywhere she goes after she told him she wanted to be 'treated like a...
Satire ScribesJul 2, 20201 minViewers shocked to discover 'Pointless' isn't the new name for the government's daily briefingsViewers were left confused this week when they tuned in to BBC One to find 'Pointless' referred to a quiz show and not the government's...
Satire ScribesJun 12, 20201 minRebels of the Galactic Empire branded "thugs" for tearing down Emperor Palpatine statue There has been an outcry from some in the galaxy about the tearing down of the statue of the controversial figure Emperor Palpatine....
Satire ScribesJun 8, 20201 minMajor change to university education as students forced to read lecture slides for themselves.Students will experience a whole new way of learning by having to read the Powerpoint presentations on each lecture themselves rather...
Satire ScribesJun 8, 20201 minThe will of the people only applies to important issues like blue passports, confirm politicians.The government has pledged that it will continue to set out its laws and actions in regards to the will of the people on the most...
Satire ScribesApr 22, 20201 minUS Parents desperate for lock-down to end to avoid home-school mass shootingsParents in the USA are pleading for the lock-down to end before their child picks up a gun and starts shooting them. It is thought this...
Satire ScribesApr 14, 20201 minThis year's Good Friday retroactively downgraded to Meh FridayGood Friday 2020 will now be referred to as Meh Friday for all future reference in order to match the mood of the world population over...
Satire ScribesApr 8, 20201 minPeople spending Easter weekend celebrating the time Jesus went into self-isolationWith Easter upon us, people around the world are celebrating the occasion of Jesus's self-isolation following his crucifixion. Following...
Satire ScribesMar 31, 20201 minWorking from home increases risk of exposure to Covid-19 memesEmployees working from home are at risk of being exposed to Covid-19 memes, a new study has suggested. It is a new risk that has been...
Satire ScribesMar 18, 20201 minMan with unwashed hands acting like he's ThanosA man has gone a few days without washing his hands and now acts as though he is Marvel villain Thanos. The man believes that, like...
Satire ScribesMar 12, 20201 minSatirical writers take week off as Chris Grayling announced as Head of Intelligence CommitteeWriters of satirical articles have taken a week off from writing as they are unable to top the story that Chris Grayling was announced as...
Satire ScribesMar 3, 20201 minEvery job title in UK to be preceded by the phrase 'so-called.'The government has announced plans for all job titles across all sectors of work to have 'so-called' placed in front of them. Following...
Satire ScribesFeb 18, 20201 minBold, new direction as God announces plans to reboot 'Earth', the TV showGod has decreed that after thousands of years of watching humans live on Earth, a reboot of the planet may be in the works to be make a...
Satire ScribesJan 28, 20201 minMoney raised for Big Ben to bong for Brexit to be spent on banana bending machine insteadThe UK will celebrate leaving the European Union on Friday by investing in a banana bending machine with the money raised from the...
