Fans of Star Trek have begun to ridicule the franchise after pointing out its most unrealistic prediction about the future; all humans ge...

A local man with a history of tweeting about the evils of socialism and how nothing should be given away for free has taken a stand again...

Santa's presence and presents in Britain's households is set to become the next super-spreader event for Covid-19, experts warn. Accordin...

Ex-university students have expressed their gratitude towards the government for giving them an excuse to end their nights out early as t...

Dictionary writers worldwide have agreed to remove the word 'context' from future editions after falling out of use in language as nobody...

The BBC Proms have announced the song Rule Britannia will be played this year after all and should be sung loudly and slowly so foreigner...

A man has hired intrusive journalists to follow his partner everywhere she goes after she told him she wanted to be 'treated like a princ...

Viewers were left confused this week when they tuned in to BBC One to find 'Pointless' referred to a quiz show and not the government's d...

There has been an outcry from some in the galaxy about the tearing down of the statue of the controversial figure Emperor Palpatine. Peop...

Students will experience a whole new way of learning by having to read the Powerpoint presentations on each lecture themselves rather tha...

The government has pledged that it will continue to set out its laws and actions in regards to the will of the people on the most importa...

Parents in the USA are pleading for the lock-down to end before their child picks up a gun and starts shooting them. It is thought this i...

Good Friday 2020 will now be referred to as Meh Friday for all future reference in order to match the mood of the world population over t...

With Easter upon us, people around the world are celebrating the occasion of Jesus's self-isolation following his crucifixion. Following ...

Employees working from home are at risk of being exposed to Covid-19 memes, a new study has suggested. It is a new risk that has been ide...

A man has gone a few days without washing his hands and now acts as though he is Marvel villain Thanos. The man believes that, like Thano...

Writers of satirical articles have taken a week off from writing as they are unable to top the story that Chris Grayling was announced as...

The government has announced plans for all job titles across all sectors of work to have 'so-called' placed in front of them. Following t...

God has decreed that after thousands of years of watching humans live on Earth, a reboot of the planet may be in the works to be make a f...

The UK will celebrate leaving the European Union on Friday by investing in a banana bending machine with the money raised from the public...