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'Nice guy' unsure why 'those sluts and bitches' don't like him back


A self-professed 'nice guy' has expressed his disbelief at the lack of attention he has been getting from women.

He says there isn't a single bad bone in his body and just wants to be loved and make someone feel special.

"All I've done is be nice to these women and then when I ask them out, I get rejected. That's when I realise that the people I've have been talking to our frigid sluts and bitches. I'm a nice guy, honestly. I'm just sick of being played about with by those sluts and bitches. I often call them that as well to make them think about how nice a guy they just rejected. One day I'm sure somebody will love me for me, just wish there weren't so many bitches in the world."

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