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Ex-students trying to relive glory days with night out grateful for excuse of 10pm curfew

Ex-university students have expressed their gratitude towards the government for giving them an excuse to end their nights out early as they try to pretend they could have stayed out longer.


The Covid-19 pandemic has led to a 10pm curfew on pubs and bars, cutting short nights out short for the foreseeable future.


The former students, now approaching their thirties, have always tried to stay out as much as they once did but often found they just couldn't cut it anymore.


"At university, we use to stay out until 2am every night. When it got to 2am, we still wanted more. Nowadays when we try to do the same thing, we crash before 11pm.


We are grateful that the curfew on pubs and bars begins at 10pm to give us a time we know we can stay out for and allow us to return from our night out with dignity for going out out for the duration."

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