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Man with unwashed hands acting like he's Thanos

Updated: Jul 7, 2020

A man has gone a few days without washing his hands and now acts as though he is Marvel villain Thanos.

The man believes that, like Thanos, there is power in his fingers to drastically affect the world population with Covid-19 being so contagious.

The man, who spoke to us anonymously, said he liked the power it gave him.

"With one touch of my fingers on a person or surface, I could start a chain reaction that could infect the world and it would all be due to me, for the sake of balancing out the world. The virus is......inevitable."

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