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People spending Easter weekend celebrating the time Jesus went into self-isolation

Updated: Jul 7

With Easter upon us, people around the world are celebrating the occasion of Jesus's self-isolation following his crucifixion.


Following his crucifixion, Jesus had to shake off the effects of dying by keeping himself in a cave for a few days before emerging once more.


A spokesman for the Church of England reflected on another Easter celebration to come.

"We know that Jesus was crucified and then went away for a few days. We now believe he was self-isolating during that time. Just like you have a traumatic event such as infection, crucifixion is also a traumatic event so it makes sense that he would undergo this. Of course, people thought he died and came back to life during that time."

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