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US Parents desperate for lock-down to end to avoid home-school mass shootings

Parents in the USA are pleading for the lock-down to end before their child picks up a gun and starts shooting them.


It is thought this is the real reason behind the lock-down protests in the USA as Americans are afraid of their own children, especially as children get bored and restless at home.


One protester some up the mood of parents right now.


"This lock-down is supposed to make us feel safe but it doesn't. Not when we are stuck inside homeschooling our kids all day. It's one thing to have a mass shooting inside a school, that is just a part of the American way of life but to bring it home and put us at risk rather than other children is something we can't stand for."

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