The Duchess of Sussex has angered simpletons by doing things other than appearing at public events and smiling for the cameras.
Activities like guest editing Vogue has raised the ire of people who feel the Duchess isn’t acting royally enough.
Self-confessed patriot Barry ‘Bulldog’ Britannia spoke on behalf of these people.
“We like royals when they do traditional things like wave at public events and use our money to pay for their stuff. The fact that Meghan could still want to have a life doing things outside of royalty is disgusting. She’s trying to influence things when she should just be wearing nice hats to go places.”